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Ivan Bizjak was a Slovenian mathematician and politician. A member of the Slovene Christian Democrats, he served as Minister of the Interior from 1993 to 1994 and Minister of Justice from 2000 to 2004.
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Neptune is the god of freshwater and the sea in the Roman religion. He is the counterpart of the Greek god Poseidon. In the Greek-inspired tradition, he is a brother of Jupiter and Pluto, with whom he presides over the realms of heaven, the earthly world, and the seas. Salacia is his wife.
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Dustin Vaughan is a former American football quarterback. He was signed by the Dallas Cowboys as an undrafted free agent in 2014. He played college football at West Texas A&M University.
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