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{"type":"standard","title":"Quincy, Massachusetts","displaytitle":"Quincy, Massachusetts","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q49143","titles":{"canonical":"Quincy,_Massachusetts","normalized":"Quincy, Massachusetts","display":"Quincy, Massachusetts"},"pageid":116879,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Granite_Trust_Building_Quincy.jpg/330px-Granite_Trust_Building_Quincy.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Granite_Trust_Building_Quincy.jpg","width":2000,"height":1124},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285986327","tid":"f8c5c258-1b23-11f0-bd84-b6adaf5a489a","timestamp":"2025-04-17T00:36:16Z","description":"City in Massachusetts, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.25,"lon":-71},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincy%2C_Massachusetts","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincy%2C_Massachusetts?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincy%2C_Massachusetts?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Quincy%2C_Massachusetts"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincy%2C_Massachusetts","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Quincy%2C_Massachusetts","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quincy%2C_Massachusetts?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Quincy%2C_Massachusetts"}},"extract":"Quincy is a city in Norfolk County, Massachusetts, United States. It is the largest city in the county. Quincy is part of the Greater Boston area as one of Boston's immediate southern suburbs. Its population in 2020 was 101,636, making it the seventh-largest city in the state. Known as the \"City of Presidents\", Quincy is the birthplace of two U.S. presidents—John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams—as well as John Hancock, the first signer of the Declaration of Independence and the first and third governor of Massachusetts.","extract_html":"
Quincy is a city in Norfolk County, Massachusetts, United States. It is the largest city in the county. Quincy is part of the Greater Boston area as one of Boston's immediate southern suburbs. Its population in 2020 was 101,636, making it the seventh-largest city in the state. Known as the \"City of Presidents\", Quincy is the birthplace of two U.S. presidents—John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams—as well as John Hancock, the first signer of the Declaration of Independence and the first and third governor of Massachusetts.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?","punchline":"Because it's a little meteor.","id":357}
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WDGG is a country music–formatted radio station licensed to Ashland, Kentucky, serving Huntington, West Virginia, and the greater Huntington–Ashland metropolitan area. The station is owned by Kindred Communications. WDGG's studios are located on Fifth Avenue in downtown Huntington, while its transmitter facilities are off Park Avenue, near I-64 in southwestern Huntington.
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