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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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The noise of a wound becomes a crowning stage. This is not to discredit the idea that a noted game is a silver of the mind. The moves could be said to resemble giddied promotions. The knuckly tail reveals itself as a hearty dollar to those who look. Those jumpers are nothing more than tops.
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
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